Tim Sabien "State of the Stern Show" Speech

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  1. Divorce Chicken

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    This is what came out of the creative meeting?
     
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    I couldn't believe it....the best part was when Wiggo told Tim "honesty is the key, U have to be honest all the time"
    Wig said there was an audience in the studio and they would ask questions....It was the fckn staff?!?!?!!

    They asked corny, stupid fckn questions...Nothing about the FCKN CHANNELS!
     
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    On the WUS Gary said wiggy approved all the questions.
     
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    The fuck?

    Is that a bad pic or is her spray-tan melting? :wtf:
     
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    Before this devolved into the Brandi Glandville bit, Tim delusionally talked about the great new programming on H101 and all the great new bits like "my favorite song".

    How, how, how isn't this whole bunch working at the cable access channel in Fresno???
     
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    I think the State of the Channels was a great example of the state of channels. A fucking train wreck!
     
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    Tim is the perfect example of someone who 'falls up'. It proves that no matter how dumb you are (and make no mistake, Tim is a certifiable moron) there's no substitute to kissing the right asses.
     
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    Tim's script at the beginning sounded like something he had to put together for new management to justify his job. Why do listeners of Howard's channels need to be told what's on there? Besides, since we actually listen, we know that Tim's speech was all bullshit spin. The channels are mainly programmed with reruns, and the fresh content is hardly anything to be proud of -- certainly nothing worthy of a Senior Vice President.

    This could've been good if the questions weren't pre-approved bits asked by staffers, and Tim was really grilled by listeners (and the new management).
     
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    ^ Would fuck HARD!
     
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    Agreed 100%
    A complete moron who has success by luck
     
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    Till the sun came up, then I would stop, have breakfast and fuck her some more.
     
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    Where can I read all these 'blogs' howie writes?
     
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    I agree he's a moron and kiss ass and that takes u places...

    I was laid off at brokerage firm, it was between me and this guy who kissed ass and got breakfast for everybody in the dept every day, I was the more qualified but bagel guy got the job.
     
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    if any staffers read this and are interested in making this entertaining, next time have riley in during the bit and make tim have to answer to him in a serious manner.
     
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    My thoughts exactly.

    It was, without a doubt, the most self-serving pile of corporate cya horseshit I have ever heard.
    Sabien is an embarrassment to those who are real managers.
     
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    i would love to see different people as boss for the week. this is especially do-able since the week is so short. back office staff would have to obey boss of the week, he is in charge. boss of the week has to come up with ideas and bits, the show puts on the bits no matter how good/bad they are. it would likely be a case of "so bad it's good".

    potential bosses:
    riley
    sal
    richard
    other staff
    gary the retard
    beet
    siobhan
    wendy the retard



    all the meetings and no new ideas. here's one assholes. i think this has potential.
     
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    did i read correctly in another thread that one of the great new bits is that they turned tim's tired shit saga into a piss saga?