Tim Tebow Cums On The Backs Of Some Seamen...

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  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    or something like that.

    Tim Tebow offered comeback by Italy's Milano Seamen


    Tim Tebow's gridiron prospects have dried up stateside, but not across the Atlantic.

    The Associated Press reported Thursday that the former NFL quarterback has been offered a four-month contract to play for the Milano Seamen of the Italian federation for American football.

    "The offer has been made to his agent and now we're waiting for a responsee," Seamen president Marco Mutti told The AP. "We would be more than happy to have him."

    Federation spokesman James Dewar said Tebow was offered $200,000 on Wednesday to join the eight-team league.

    The Seamen -- and all of Italy -- now wait for the signal-caller's camp to respond. We'd advise them not to hold their breath.




    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap20...ebow-offered-contract-by-italys-milano-seamen
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    OMG HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL ROFLCOPTER DOWN NEED AID OMFG I love comedy
     
  3. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad you liked it, Chrizzer.



    i think it's important one's progeny inherit a fine sense of humor.
     
  4. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    So funny, clever.
     
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    They play American Football over there....? :dontknow:
     
  6. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    i know...:c
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I guess they need a change from Soccer & Bocce sometimes ....
     
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    i forgot all about tim tebow
     
  9. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Maybe they want to murder American referees.