Time Capsule: Dawgshed.com is discovered 500 years from now. What do they think?

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  1. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    A nuclear holocaust, perhaps?
    Some type of cataclysmic event?

    For whatever reason, most of our written and digital records are lost. Five hundred years in the future, college students are studying popular culture of the 21st century and their project is to review the posts in this site and compare it to whatever historical records are still in place.

    What do you think they will think about us?

    Discuss. :munch:
     
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    They'd probably vomit when they see the photos of AnimalGod and/or Ricdiculous.

    When they get to Sammy's posts they'd laugh, Eddie Blake's posts would make them worry that a person like that actually roamed the earth, TLD's posts would make them laugh, and they'd wonder why a guy named Jordan wasn't taking it up the ass.

    :coffee:
     
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    cock
     
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    The whole fish-cock thing is very, very confusing, nemo. :jj:
     
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    the joke will be on future mankind when they find out those assholes looked like that before the nuclear attack
     
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    How is this image even in google search. The internet is amazing
     
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    :jj:

    They'll think we never actually evolved past Early Man when they find Gary Dell'abate's teeth and photos of ArtiesLiver.
     
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    I'm surprised Johnny's not wearing a mud mask. :jj:
     
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    Sorry fishy, googled "nemo cock" and that's what came up. There was other stuff, dark stuff, stuff I will take with me to the grave........
     
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    that was his saturday night. :shithead:
     
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    oh shit i can't stop laughing again


    poor nemo taking shrapnel
     
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    now i have to google that shit
     
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    We people as a society leave behind so many mementos, thanks to smartphones and the internet, that I don't think people 500 years from now will really give a fuck.
     
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    You obviously need to explain to the future generations why we changed the name from Dawg Saloon to Dawg Shed.
     
  20. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    We should just tell them now that even we don't fucking know. :jj: