Time for a reality check

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    We are not equal.

    I know better than you. I live better than you. And I am better than you.

    Those are indisputable facts.

    In the past, I felt that my greatness and lot in life were assured by three letters: P-H-D. But I couldn't have been more wrong.

    It took one man with the strength, the courage, and the intestinal fortitude to show me the light. To show me that I was viewing this existence through a flawed prism. To that man I will be forever grateful. That man is @LawyerLarry, and through him I have discovered the three letters that actually matter. The three letters that make a statement. The three letters that run the show and rule the world.

    I-N-C

    The bottom line is this. Every one of you lowlife gutter snipes would give everything in your miserable lives to spend one minute living like @ClintDagger. To have just one evening cruising at 40,000 feet with @tradioguy69 and @MrPPV. Believe it when I say it: you are not fit to gaze upon an @EDDIEVRULZ let alone spend a single second stealing his air. It's just like the paramount orator of the Larryshed @ljc says, quit dreaming it, because it will never be.
     
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    Onion Well-Known Member

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    Great post. You Sir are a legend and layoff the drugs.
     
  3. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    We make the rules. We call the shots.

    We are the one percent of the one percent of the one percent.

    The Titans incarnate. While you deviants forage through the waste receptacle of your lives, frantically searching for one moment, one fleeting second that you were more than merely mediocre, understand that we are the elite of the elite.

    Three letters. The only ones that matter.

    I-N-C
     
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  4. Devil's Backbone

    Devil's Backbone Security Advisor - Larry Inc. Gold

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  5. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    5 star thread would read again.
     
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  8. Devil's Backbone

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  10. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Actually...
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  11. Devil's Backbone

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    My bad...it's difficult to keep up with the KING OF REPS constantly gaining green from the fans on the forum.
     
  12. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    I'm about to turn some fools into bald headed geeks around here...
     
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    Hey....
     
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  16. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I'm finally back in front of a computer.
     
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  17. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    JFSC reborn?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    isn't this the ultimate wrestling God?
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