time to admit it... im so jealous of schmoopy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i have a boss that expects me to excel in my profession, a wife and kids that depend on me, and friends that always have some kind of BBQ or get together going on. also, i have a family that looks up to me and expects me to be with them in my free time :pissed: :mad:

    hes so damn lucky!!
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    oh and if i dont have sex with my wife, she gets angry
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    He really is living the life.
     
  4. Gas Face

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    don't forget your friends too
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    no shit. i think thats why most people give him shit. its clearly jealousy
     
  6. Schmoopy

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    He's got GIMP. That's cool, right?
     
  8. Schmoopy

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    How many times have you done this thread? :smile:
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoopy is my best friend here.

    If any of you all have a problem with him, you gotta step to me.
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    no problem at all. im admitting my feelings
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    [video=youtube;hIs5StN8J-0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0[/video]:dancin:
     
  12. Gas Face

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    :chair:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    When Mari moves here to marry me, I'm going to fix Schmoopy up with an older sister or cousin of hers.
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You should hire schmoopy as your life coach.
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

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    You'll miss me when I'm gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You're an honorable man, shitty.
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    yorue not going anywhere
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoopy, this is the second night in a row you've made a reference to suicide or you not being around.

    Call me if you need to talk, bro.
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you think he would take the time to coach me? hes very busy
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Schedule it for holidays to ensure he has the free time.