Time to be "straight up" with each other.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jul 3, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I've admitted this a kabillion times: I'm a hick. Not a redneck - a hick.

    I grew up in a family that took our dogs for walk out back with a shotgun, when they got old or out of line, and would drown litters of kittens in burlap sacks (that we got from the potatoes from the local farmers), so the cat population didn't get out of control.

    My grandpa was a trapper.........you had to duck when you went into their basement, because the rafters were all dangling with beaver balls, that he dried out and sold to cosmetic companies.

    I've chased headless chickens after he chopped their heads off over a block of wood, and plucked them clean before handing them to my grandma. (those fuckers can run - kept us in shape)

    First thing I ever rode was a pig (no, I'm not referring to a boyfriend), and the first vehicle I ever drove was a tractor.

    Part of my daily chores was collecting eggs and stacking wood, for the homemade furnace my dad made for our mobile home. (shit you not, he made it out of an old oil drum)

    There.

    Now try to make me out to be some pretentious cunt. :fil:
     
  2. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Oh.
     
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    good read. good read.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    U forgot to mention dramer queen slip
     
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  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Put up or shut up, shithole.

    You have never impressed me.

    "splashwut"? :urolleyes:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I forgot to mention boring-ass one-trick pony jd.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Impressed. Lulz.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    If that impresses you, we have a future together. :yes:

    Although I really think it's already time to take you for a walk out back, with a shotgun.
     
  9. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Im drinking a Gatorade
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Tell us about how much of a hick u are Sally Sue.
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You should spay and neuter.
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    For that deep down body thirst?

    Your turn, jd. :umunch:
     
  13. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    My balls smell like cocktail onions.
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Cause that's all I got :eek:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That's not even realistic.

    Barncats get out of control, and farmers cannot afford to keep up with that.

    You watch, find the litters - and drown them. No farmer in the goddamn world can afford to spay/neuter their cat population, in a rural environment.
     
  16. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    Lawd hab mursy
     
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    in my younger days i used to sport a staaaaaache.
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Elly May?
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'd fry them up with some chopped garlic and tomatoes, and make an excellent marinara. :dance:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'M WHITE!

    Mostly.

    But chicken-fucker tries to portray me as some uppity bitch, and did it again tonight.

    I'm really NOT!