time to find a new gym (aka: the shower poo incident)

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    just got home from the gym. in the showers, some dude had a little nugget of poo fall out of his butt (i'm assuming) and onto the shower floor. i watched him as he tried to direct the water at it to break it apart but it didn't break apart. then after a little bit he looked at me and then at the turd and then smashed it into the drain with his toe.

    i'm quitting on monday and finding a new gym. that dude was a fucking grossbeak.
     
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    100% true.
     
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    i'm disgusted right now.
     
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    i liked my gym.
     
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    So, you watch dudes shower at the gym?
     
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    I expect all gym showers to be gross like that. Getcha some cheap shower shoes (i.e., flip flops).
     
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    and you don't? which way is your left, willard? you don't know yer left foot from yer right foot.
     
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    i don't expect little hard poo nuggets to fall out of people's butts in the shower.
     
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    My gyms have shower curtains.
     
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    I don't even know what to say about this :nocheer:
     
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    , faggit. Pwned!
     
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    Would soft ones be better for you?

    The point is men, in general, are fucking gross.
     
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    what are you one a them fancy lads?
     
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    Why would you even notice what a guy's doing in the shower?:sgay:
     
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    Turn the poo stomper in, dinkus.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    no ones would be better. he must a had that nuggest stored between his b-cheeks for his whole workout and it only fell out once liberated in the shower.
     
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    Tater is such a bad ass he has multiple gyms.
     
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