Tiny House Shittheads

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by suckemnuckledus, Jul 29, 2015.

  1. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    So sick of seeing these douchebag fucks trying to fit their lives into a stupid upgraded version of a doublewide. I mean really, how the hell does one not have 23 chimneys or plan on putting several chimneys in a freaking stupid shack on wheels. Where will the rescued animals stay. How does one not smell the other occupations ass cheese? How does one jack off without being heard in a 300 sq ft idiot box? Fucking ponderous man!
     
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  3. John Walker

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    I've seen the show and I agree. There are 3 types of people that buy these houses:

    1. Hipster who think it's "cool" because it's "unique". It's neither and they should get cancer.

    2. Hippies. Double cancer.

    3. Wacky fuck nuts who think they need it. No cancer for them. They've got enough shit to deal with.

    The ONLY person on that show who could actually use one was that traveling nurse who gets relocated every couple months. Otherwise the show stinks of gluten free shit and incense. Fuck'em.
     
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  4. suckemnuckledus

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    You hit the nail on the head sir!!
     
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    I just don't think those things are safe. Plus, the toilets freak me out :no:
     
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  6. JFK

    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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    I dunno. I think if you had some summer property on a lake it could be nice for weekends.
     
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    I'm all for downsizing but why not just get an RV? Cost? Personal touch?
     
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  8. John Walker

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    Fair enough. To each his own, I guess. Hipsters and hippies still need a good dose of cancer though. It's the principle of the thing.
     
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    Just calling it like EVERYONE sees it.
     
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  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Sure, that's called a lake cabin. A place you go to pretend you don't fully embrace, modern, civilized life for a few DAYS.
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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    Yea, they are the worst. And both breeds stink. Imagine what one of those little houses would smell like.
     
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    Cold Water Wash Only - and Do NOT put in the dryer or they will shrink.
     
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    Allow me!

    First, there's the acrid, swampy stench of compost encircling the dump like some kind of organic tempest. You creak open the door to be greated by the sour, peircing and traumatic stench of cat shit and unwashed dreadlocks. The odor of boiling quinoa and kale intermingles with some unidentifiable incense smoking the place up. The pathetic bits of furniture remnants are saturated with urine and ancient pot smoke.

    Sound about right?
     
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    Those look like toilets.