Tips For Getting Away With Murder?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Atomic Wedgie, Sep 27, 2010.

  1. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Anyone have any? I've slept on the couch for two weeks......murder might be the only option left. Diagrams and pics would really help. TIA.
     
  2. rob82

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    I've slept on a couch for four months, and about a year and a half of the last three years.
     
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    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    Feed her to pigs. Find a pig farmer and have him starve the pigs for two days. Then hit her over the head and throw her body in. They will have her gone in 6 hours. Your Welcome
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Cool story







































































    BRO
     
  5. Jack-A-Roe

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    get one of those air mattresses that self inflate, unless you like the coach
     
  6. rob82

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    I loved the Coach
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    This coach, not so much
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fuck that

    Coach was AWESOME

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  9. Jack-A-Roe

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    Dauber was the man
     
  10. Jack-A-Roe

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    he would be like "uhhh coach the we gotta big game this weekend" and Coach would be like "shut up Bonehead".
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Remember the one where Luther and Dauber moved into apartments right above/below each other? And then started feuding?

    That was badass.
     
  12. Dust n' Bones

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    No, it wasn't.
     
  13. Dust n' Bones

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    FYI-- Bill Fagerbakke, who played Dauber on Coach, is the voice of Patrick on Spongebob Squarepants
     
  14. Partyxanimal

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    Take her picture while she's happy next to a cliff

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    Then "You know what to do !!!"

    "You know what to do !!!"
     
  15. Jack-A-Roe

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    remember one episode they stayed in some wood cabin in the winter and they got stuck there or something and I think the old gray dude fell in a pond.
     
  16. rob82

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    This thread is about the sictom Coach now, please keep up tia
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Way to go, Mr. Professional Editor :owned:
     
  18. rob82

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    my dick + your mouth = perfect match
     
  19. Jack-A-Roe

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    Remember when Dauber dated some black chick and the old gray haired guy didnt like the interracial dating and everyone was fighting.
     
  20. Partyxanimal

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    Whoops , How bout that Shit Show :D