Misc. Tips for getting LAID

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  1. BennyMuso

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    Got any? :tumble:
     
  2. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    Don't set your expectations too high. Some of the best lovers are the average looking ones.
     
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    Don't spend 24hrs a day posting on internet forums.
     
  4. BennyMuso

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    This.
     
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    Use your peenoos instead of your elbow.
     
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    Buy your mum some McDonald's.
     
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    Get in shape, have good hygiene, hit on sets of women at bars by offering to buy drinks
     
  13. Stu Blumpkin

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    For you not brushing your teeth is a non starter. You probably need chemical inducements. I get the impression that you are not much of a catch.
     
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    Clearly, if I had any that worked, I'd be here a lot less.....So no.
     
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    Likes, Lots and lots of likes.
     
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    Just be nice and natural in conversation. Allow the focus of the conversation to be more about them talking about themselves . I’ve found most women like to talk about themselves and what's going on in their world. Let that be the majority of the conversation and be interested. Ask questions - I KNOW you can do that.

    Don’t bring up anything sexual or creepy – that’s a big turn off for women, particularly early in conversations getting to know someone.
     
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    Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
     
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    It doesn't hurt. :dontknow:
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    The best blowjobs are from fatter chicks
     
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    Catch? More like a throwback.

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