Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Jan 10, 2019.
Don't set your expectations too high. Some of the best lovers are the average looking ones.
Don't spend 24hrs a day posting on internet forums.
Use your peenoos instead of your elbow.
Buy your mum some McDonald's.
Get in shape, have good hygiene, hit on sets of women at bars by offering to buy drinks
For you not brushing your teeth is a non starter. You probably need chemical inducements. I get the impression that you are not much of a catch.
Clearly, if I had any that worked, I'd be here a lot less.....So no.
Likes, Lots and lots of likes.
Just be nice and natural in conversation. Allow the focus of the conversation to be more about them talking about themselves . I’ve found most women like to talk about themselves and what's going on in their world. Let that be the majority of the conversation and be interested. Ask questions - I KNOW you can do that.
Don’t bring up anything sexual or creepy – that’s a big turn off for women, particularly early in conversations getting to know someone.
Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
It doesn't hurt.
The best blowjobs are from fatter chicks
Catch? More like a throwback.