Misc. Tips for getting LAID

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    If she laughs with you, flips her hair and touches your arm you’re in.

    If she laughs at you, flips you the bird and gives you a right cross that’s a no.
     
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    Usually at work they make a point of saying hi or stopping to say hi.

    Never got punched or flipped off
     
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    Neither have I, but I’ve seen it happen.
     
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    At work?
     
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    Go ugly early and no woman is too ugly when your dick is in her mouth.
     
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    Sense of humor and confidence.
    I have been with girls out of my league
    just because of it.
     
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    #ProTip #LifeHacks #PillCosby
     
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    Vodka shots
     
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    Drinks after work
     
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    as a woman, what is your best tip?
     
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    Ok. I’m 41. Divorced for a year and I’ve dated so many woman. Yes I’m apparently handsome but that only gets you so far. Don’t compliment her looks right away. Even when messaging. Say you like her style. Don’t seem needy. Constantly ask questions. Show confidence plus little self deprecating humor. I seriously can’t believe how dumb men are these days. Apparently no one knows how to have a conversation. I’m convinced this is why I’m successful. I really want to teach a class. Study body language videos too.
     
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    Pay her AFTER you fucked her.
     
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    Or, say you like her shoes.
     
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    Compliment her shoes. Or handbag. Or scarf. Ideally something not between her breasts and her crotch.
     
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