Misc. Tips for getting LAID

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  1. King of all Teachers

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    I don't know what that means but you made me laugh out loud!
     
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    Women either like you or don't. It's what you say to fuck it up before they bang you.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    I knew a tranny from Mexico who says "peenoosh".
     
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    Dress as a Marvel character, not D.C.
     
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    Treat her like garbage, also, stop wiping
     
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    Shadow and mimic this guy --------> @RH Goatcabin he's a regular poon hound, an OG pussy whisperer.
     
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    Put a gun to the back of her head and/or up her cunt. She will obey.
     
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    If it’s “and” doesn’t that mean you need two guns?
     
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    Treat whores like queens and queens like whores.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Ok people... 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    And here we go...:nojj:
     
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    Grab some cash and find a hooker. Simple without all the fucking around trying to get a girl to like you.
     
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    Remember that time you challenged us to exceed 5,000 posts for you to fuck off?

    LoL
     
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    Don't use words like chads or roasties you stupid incel.
     
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    Works every time!
     
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    If you don’t like white, this will do it right

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    Millennial trophy whores who make excuses because they don’t have game.

    When I was in my 20’s and had a dry spell I just upped my effort or lowered my standards.
     
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    I remember a lot of other things too...


    ;)

    LoL