WTF Tips for the weekend- how to turn a straight guy into a fag in 8 steps

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    How to Seduce a Straight Guy in 8 Easy Steps

    Seducing a straight guy is easier than you might think. Men are sexual beings, after all. With a little encouragement and the right circumstances, most men would experiment with the same sex. In fact, many men have, but as most gay men know, it's something they would never admit to.

    The truth of the matter is, many straight guys do have gay fantasies, but that's all they remain, just fantasies. They would never have the courage to realize those fantasies on their own, and that's why YOU must play your part and help them!

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    You Can Do It! Getting a Straight Guy to Bat for Your Team
    1) Take Charge: If you're a guy trying to seduce a man who identifies as heterosexual, it's important to know that no matter how open-minded the straight guy is, nothing will ever come of it unless YOU are in the driving seat.

    2) Don't Push: Never be pushy, touchy-feely, or downright aggressive in your approach. Straight men have no concept of how the mind of a gay guy works. Be careful to skirt the subject matter, drop hints but never be direct about your wants.

    3) Start with Camaraderie: If you're in a public place, such as a pub, and you see a straight man that you like, make a statement to them that you know will get a positive response. For example, when buying your drink, make a side comment like "If I wait any longer, I think I'll die of thirst." Say something that they will agree with and then introduce yourself.

    4) Approach Him in Private: If you have made a recent friend who's straight and you think that you might have a chance, try to get him on his own. Men usually tend to be more responsive and open with their feelings when they're not part of the pack.

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    5) Stay Confident: To seduce a straight guy, you will need to boost your self-confidence. Practice on guys you aren't normally interested in. This way, there is no failure involved. What have you got to lose? Also don't forget the law of averages here—you have to succeed some of the time.

    6) Be Vague about Your Own Orientation: When seducing a straight guy, the subject of sex will no doubt crop up. Men talk about sex all the time. If he doesn't bring it up, make sure YOU do. Always refer to your ex as your "ex-partner." What you're doing here is dropping hints. See if he does the same.

    7) Bring up Sexuality. Scary, I know, but there are ways and means. Talk about your mate at work and his bizarre antics. Casually mention that this guy is gay, but that you don't have an issue with that kind of thing. Test his reaction. If it's positive, then you can explore the subject even more. Mention statistics and how you heard that many people are actually bisexual. Should he agree with you, then you have just seduced him! No straight man would ever agree with that statement unless they felt ready to experiment!

    8) Take It Slow. No matter how confident you feel, never invite him back to yours on the first night. Swap telephone numbers/e-mail addresses and arrange to meet up. You don't want to scare him off.

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    To Conclude
    The most important rules when seducing a straight guy (or anyone, in fact!) are: approach with confidence, respect boundaries, and never be afraid of rejection. Rejection is absolutely necessary if you are to ever have any success at seduction.
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    Woah. Too much gay.


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    You right you right.

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    What step are you on?
     
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    somebody tag her for me. She blocked me. :bigcry:
     
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    They forgot the step where you sign him up for an account here
     
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    Of course, none of this works unless the guy is actually gay.
     
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    He's already in the back of his trunk.
     
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    This is so fucking hot
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    Did you hit her with facts that couldn't be refuted? She hates that.
     
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    Yeah. I made fun of her for posting the status of her garbage can lids in the morning thread, and she fucking lost it and blocked me.

    Seriously though, why the fuck does she think anybody cares about her enough to listen to her yammer on about garbage can lids.
     
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    Alcohol/drugs.....blackmail/threats.....cash/favors........the usual stuff...for the unusual stiff.
     
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    @garypagetwo this looks like some solid advice for your club adventures.
     
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    Never saw it, dude. I'd look into it but I'm blocked as well. She's clearly very unhappy. Let us have pity for her.
     
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    Jeton Jr.
     
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    does milky discharge seem a bit off, or is it just my imagination
     
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