Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Feb 7, 2016.
In mushroom gravy.
No swimming right after eating.
Look both ways before crossing.
Always eat your vegetables.
I hope this helps in some way.
I think I know you. Were you on SFN?
A whole lot better here. No question about that at all.
Enjoy your Sunday.
No truth to the first one.
I know. It's an old wives tale. There are lots of those around. Those damn wives don't want anyone to have any fun.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Just the tip, just for a minute. It's a fun game.
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
Dont bet horses
Pants first, then shoes.
Stay in school.
If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it up.
If you break it, admit it.
If you can’t fix it, call someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you value it, take care of it.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
If it’s none of your business, don’t ask questions.
Life is tough. It's a lot tougher if you are stupid.
He who first smelt it, dealt it.