Tissues or Belly button?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    bellybutton :chair:

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  2. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Stand by for pale ? :dontknow:
     
  3. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    At my house, its either blow your load in the toilet (or wad of toilet paper). Or jerk off on tissues that are strategically placed on my belly for a semen guard. I used to jack off on my girlfriend when she wouldn't roll over and let me stick it in when "one toe touches the other" and the next thing you know you're fucking each other half asleep, but she'd wake up with dried cum on her and after a few years of that, she put a stop to it. Hence jacking off in the bathroom with my tablet, its better in there for me to rot my mind anyway with porn.
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    That is truly vile.
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  5. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    ohmergerd:facepalm:use a tissue. I didn't even know people do this
     
  6. Joeyjoejoe

    Joeyjoejoe Well-Known Member

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    Toilet paper. Didn't need the septic guy know how much I jerked off when he cleaned the septic tank with his remarks "Lot of tissue in here"
     
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    Sock.
     
  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Gross. Thanks.
     
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  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I have a boner right now. I'm not even kidding.
     
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    Chin. . o_O
     
  11. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Hey, I have class!

    Any crevice within a half-mile radius will do just fine, thank you.


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