Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, May 17, 2015.
Stand by for pale ?
At my house, its either blow your load in the toilet (or wad of toilet paper). Or jerk off on tissues that are strategically placed on my belly for a semen guard. I used to jack off on my girlfriend when she wouldn't roll over and let me stick it in when "one toe touches the other" and the next thing you know you're fucking each other half asleep, but she'd wake up with dried cum on her and after a few years of that, she put a stop to it. Hence jacking off in the bathroom with my tablet, its better in there for me to rot my mind anyway with porn.
That is truly vile.
ohmergerduse a tissue. I didn't even know people do this
Toilet paper. Didn't need the septic guy know how much I jerked off when he cleaned the septic tank with his remarks "Lot of tissue in here"
I have a boner right now. I'm not even kidding.
Hey, I have class!
Any crevice within a half-mile radius will do just fine, thank you.