Tits, pussies, and helicopters

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pussy Tendon, Jan 4, 2015.

  1. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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    played cards with some friends tonight. President makes a rule. Some broad decides three of a kind means the guys whip their dicks out and do 'helicopters.'

    So yah that happened a few times. Chubbed up by time three. Very nice.

    So when one of the guys gets president, three of a kind is tits and four of a kind is cunts. Saw cunts twice, tits a couple times too.

    Good times. Howard related because fuck off!
     
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  2. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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    Oh, and three women, three shaved. Fuck yeah. We live in a wonderful time.
     
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    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    Stern related because it's three things he hasn't touched in awhile.
     
  4. Shithead

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  5. Big Bad Booey

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    Classy broads!
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    i just went ahead and had sex tonight, but if I was 15, I'd be insanely jealous of your situation.
     
  7. BarberFloyd

    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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  8. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    You chubbed up by time three? Thanks for choosing this place to come out, faggot

     
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  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    If you're willing to swing around your wiener in front of other guys, you don't need any women in the room. You're gay.

    And WTF does it mean to be "President"? This gayness know no limits.
     
  12. Mr Vengeance

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    If you're playing cards and guys have to whip their dicks out at any time...........


    THAT'S GAY!!!!!!!!
     
  13. NyMarkNy

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    Sounds like something poor white trash would do.
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    With a title like that I expect to see spoiler tags. :no:
     
  15. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! VIP

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    Yes, sorry. Next time. And also, 'no homo' was called, so it's ok.

    And one of the broads with the roughest face had the best set of tits. Go figure.
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Yeah, I'm not doing that.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    wait wait wait a second
    several times the guys had to twirl their junk and it gave you an erection?
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    :haha:
     
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    Of the girls, NOT your Lemon party!
     
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