"Negroid Sows gotta stick together!" "Ruffypup's fivehead got its shit pushed in ITT." "How am I a coward? Because I can't actually reach through my monitor, wrap my hands around your pencil neck, and then squeeze the fucking life out of you whilst never breaking eye-contact so that I can see the EXACT moment you expire? If that's the case, then I guess I'm a coward." "Asshole." "I'm really hoping she's either under ground or in an urn." "I'm sure he'll sleep better tonight knowing that you approve." "Oh, you mean that place where repetitive faggots try to entertain each other with worn-out inside jokes? Meh." "You can almost see smoke pouring out of that ape's ears as he tries to add up the prison sentences without using his fingers." And how can we forget? "lulz, that coon sure can make funny faces." "I'm only an a-hole to those who deserve it. " "How in the mother fuck is that "gay"? You know what? FUCK YOU. Hey everyone: no more fun TV facts because R.P. is an asshole. You can thank him for this." "Breaded Jews?" "You're dead to me, cocksucker." "The comedy stylings of Faggot, everyone." "So... you really ARE this stupid and boring?" "Negs." And those are only from three pages!