TMZ: Artie Lange: I Would LOVE to Return to Howard Stern

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  1. dawg

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    Lange disappeared from the Stern show in January 2010 ... after a private medical emergency.

    But last night, Lange appeared on a Fox Sports Radio show hosted by his friend and fellow comic Nick DiPaolo and explained he had been spending time at a rehab facility in Florida to get himself sober.

    A caller told Lange he couldn't wait for Lange to return to the Stern show ... and Artie replied, "That would be the greatest thing ever."

    Lange continued, "Listen, I was on the greatest show of all time for about 9 years ... and I put them in a very awkward situation to say the least, so, what am i gonna do?

    "But I love them all and they were great to me. I appreciate it."


    http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/07/artie...-greatest-thing-ever-fox-sports-nick-dipaolo/

    http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/070711_artie_lange_1-2.mp3
     
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    I hope he returns. Goddamn. The show needs him.
     
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    never gonna happen

    too bad
     
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    Why not?
     
  5. ChuckZ

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    They would probably offer $200 a show like everyone else.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    whens the last time someone burned howard and was brought back?

    ok...gilbert i guess is one.
     
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    Jackie got a shitty show on Howard 101. :dontknow:
     
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    And now....."The Jackie & Artie Show" :c
     
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    If they let him back for a on-air visit before the show ends it would probably be a miracle
     
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    Artie won't spit on the cupcakes.
     
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    ...or the walls...
     
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    He may hit them with a CD case after he misses Sal.
     
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    Heroin Artie was fun, always falling asleep, throwing things, fighting with everyone. Clean Artie should prove interesting as well...
     
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    Actually it bounced off Sal's head. :c
     
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    I would love him back on the show. The few times Gilbert and Fatman would hijack the "news" were unforgettable. However, 2011 Howard wouldn't let that happen, he has cock to dream about.
     
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    Because Howard has the contract, no incentive on his part to do it. As long as he can put Bobo or Marianne through to tell him the show is great and never been better that's all the proof he needs.

    Tight ass fucker.
     
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    Tight ass fucker or tight ass fucker?
     
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    "..........ever banged a black guy?"
     
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    How did they "burn" Howard? :rolleye:
     
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    i dont believe Artie will ever be in the studio again, as a regular or a guest. its easy for us to look back at some of Artie's greatest moments (sleeping in the studio, fight with Teddy, fight with Gary, "I'm not your bro", etc.) and remember how they made for great radio. but for Howard & co. (mostly Howard), they are all reminders of Artie's slow and painful demise before hitting rock bottom. for most of the staff (mostly Howard), it would be very uncomfortable to see Artie eye-to-eye.

    i wont rule out Artie as a call-in guest to the show, i would hope Howard takes the high road on this one, and at least speak to the guy one time on air. Howard's out of excuses now; he cant say shit like "Arties in bed all day" or "Artie doesnt go outside". if Howard really cares about Artie, they will be speaking to each other on the air the first day back from vacation. but Howard will probably be like "yeah, i spoke to Artie on vacation, and blah blah blah...". guess he's not out of excuses after all :doh: