TMZ debates how Howard would've handled Lance Armstrong

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    [video=youtube;EvxsQenkPE0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvxsQenkPE0[/video]
     
  2. tired

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    the ass kissing this jew degenerate fag harvey levin keeps throwing howards way is disgusting. maybe harvey has fucked or sucked howard. or maybe he's just hopeful. but its sites like tmz that are perpetuating this idea that stern still matters. its the in thing for these hollywood cocksuckers to like and praise howard. he's a lawyer.
     
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  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    "How big is your ball? I bet it's bigger than my balls. Can I see it? Can I lick it? Can Beth lick it? Can I smell your bicycle seat?"
     
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    Scarfo New Member Banned User

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    Atta girl.


    Howard mentions are so obviously unorganic, it's hilarious. Who the fuck talks about Howard Stern anymore in the real world?
     
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    KillVampires Racist Banned User

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    "Was it tough to fit on the bicycle seat with a cock that's beer can thick?"
     
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    what is there to debate?

    How much money do you make?

    How big is your cock?

    Rinse, repeat, ad nausium
     
  7. gthmbt

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    Never understood the reason why these media outlets keep kissing Howard's ass.
     
  8. Scarfo

    Scarfo New Member Banned User

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    Harvey is looking out for his fellow tribesman.
     
  9. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    "Did you ever orgy with the other cyclists?"
    "Ever do hash oil?"
     
  10. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    He would have told Lance that he too used to ride.....

    And by ride, I mean in the late eighties I believe, the beanpole started to cycle. He ordered a new, custom made bike, clip-on shoes, etc. Only the best for this heebathlete.

    He tried it for a short time and stopped, probably claiming injury.......like every other masculine activity he's ever attempted - then quit like a girl.

    He finally settled with activities more toward his liking such as manicures, photography, and chess. A true pussy in every sense of the word.....
     
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    I believe he used hash oil on the chain....:D
     
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    Lance having sex with the Olson twin(s) > turns into John Stamos talk > leads into Beth and Howard having sex with John together (allegedly) with Rebecca Romin sitting around on the couch watching > leads into John Stamos at Jimmy Kimmel's party that Jimmy threw for Howard in his honor.
     
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    "Whats with all this bicycle riding and racing?"
    "Have you ever been in therapy?"
    "Are you trying to pedal away from your mother?"

    (insert 20 minutes of Ben & Ray talk with impressions and the evil Polish Negros from Roosevelt)


    "Does your cock and balls hurt from riding a bike?"
    " How big is your cock?"
    "A bike seat must feel like anal sex with hash oil?"
    Sheryl Crow....did she like anal?
    "Do you see your teammates cocks in the locker room?"
    (insert 20 minutes of cock talk including Stern drippy penis.....and all the models Howard was banging as a greatest dish washer EVER!)

    "Do you have any iPad mini?"
    (10 minutes about Howard and babysitter porn)




    Gary: "BOOF Lance has to go....ANE and David Arquette are in the green room."
     
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    Yes. I remember it in the early 90s. His clip in shoes didn't release he fell and got a boo boo. Never to ride again.
     
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    "you can almost see dicks through those bicycle shorts. Who has the biggest penis?"

    "Have you ever got aroused in your shorts?"

    "You stare at asses throughout a race, I love it."

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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    "Lance, aren't you amazed how easily people can be deceived? Not that I would ever deceive my fans."

    "Now, be honest Lance. Once you start telling lies, is it easier to keep telling lies or to be truthful. Not that I would ever lie to my fans."

    "They say the truth will set you free, but isn't better to be wealthy? I mean, whoever said that couldn't have had much money."

    "How do you get the skid marks out of your biking outfit? I mean it's gotta be a mess back there"
     
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    He would've handled it like a pussy, and a bitch.
     
  18. Beth Eats Hay

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    You're right - now I remember..... Apparently, the overgrown phallus couldn't understand the command of "turn your foot slightly" to release from the pedal.

    What an uncoordinated clit......
     
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    Why no blacks?
    Must be tough to ride a bike with a big thick black cock.
    Is bike racing racist?
    Are you afraid they will steal your bike?
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    :rah: