Nobody likes you. Please go away. Nobody wants to see your mom in a cook-off with Artie's mom. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Nobody finds what you say interesting. You are radio death. The only reason we can't hear the crickets when you're on the air is because you won't stop talking. Stop trying to crowbar your way onto the show and into Artie's life. It's creepy. They don't like you, either..............they're just tolerating and humoring you. You think you add something to the show, but you don't. You're a useless, draining barnacle trying to attach itself to the hull of the S.S. Nick & Artie.