WTF To the people of the Shed

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  1. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I want to thank you all for keeping me entertained and helping me stay sane the last couple weeks.

    I had surgery on Feb 12th to remove part of my colon because of complications from diverticulitis. I also had to have a small suture in my bladder due to an abscess. I had to have a catheter the entire time, but thankfully it was removed this morning.

    The catheter made my life hell, but one thing that really helped me cope was the banter here at the shed.

    Ok ... you can call me a fag now.

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  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  3. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Hope everything goes well and you're feeling better... :woot:
     
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    Glad you are OK, and hope you have a quick recovery.
     
  6. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Do you poop into a bag?







    Seriously, get well.
     
  7. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Thank Christ no. Just had the catheter.
     
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  8. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    You tell em to tie it off far enough inside that a broad can still get 2 knuckles in?
     
  9. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Wow...wishing you a speedy recovery.



    F mutt
     
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  10. AcquiringSignal

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    Google Images....click

    Catheter.....click

    Waiting....


    :eek::shakey::chair::worried::scream::surprised::shocked:

    :dropjaw::dropjaw::dropjaw::dropjaw:
     
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  11. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Why do they have to jam that thing INTO your dick hole? Couldn't they make some that fits OVER your wang?
     
  12. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    The wife is slapping on the glove as we speak
     
  13. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    They needed to make sure my bladder stayed empty the entire time so it could heal properly.
     
  14. x76

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    Hang in there.
     
  15. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    glad you are feeling better.
     
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  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...get well soon dick!
     
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    Glad you're better.
    I hang out here after surgeries (motorcycle crash)
    I didn't post because I couldn't type.

    Need one more.

    Yes, a good group of e-people here.
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Hope you're healing up quickly and back to "normal" soon! :)
     
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    Oh wow Dick.....sorry about that. Hope you have a very speedy recovery.
    Having a catheter after I had my son was probably one of the worst experiences of my life, I can totally relate :surprised:
    Are you expected to fully recover?
     
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  20. Domo Cup

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    :)
    that's serious stuff. glad you are doing better.
     
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