To war!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, May 16, 2013.

  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Let me start out by saying that nobody wants a war and that everyone should do whatever they can to maintain peace among humanity.

    but...

    howard stern has declared war upon one of our own and we shall not stand for it! This site has been defamed, it's users branded as haters, which couldn't be farther from the truth. We may not like what Howard now calls his career, but this is his doing, not ours. We're the audience that tuned in when he was worth listening to, who participated in his feuds, who called into his show to play games and win prizes, who filled our commuting time with entertainment that Howard once provided and who otherwise made Howard what he is today.

    It was Howard that decided to not only work less, but to do it in such a sleezy, dishonest way, referring to an imaginary schedule that was "posted on howard stern.com for everyone to see" if he mentioned it at all...

    It was Howard that reversed his opinion on just about everything... Also mocking anyone that disagreed with him as haters.

    it was Howard that chose fake, pre-scripted callers over real ones. That paid to boost his twitter followers... That buys his wife failed project after failed project... That promotes charity scams like the 15 foundation or nsal, to enrich himself...

    It was Howard that shoves his wife vainly into the spotlight, sending out weird , overly photoshopped pictures of her, or random pictures if his feet to his dwindling audience.

    something is rotten in Denmark, and Howard has declared war on us for complaining about the stink...

    take the fight to him. He will fight like a bitch, hiding behind his microphone... So fight back... We have nothing to hide, and want nothing more than the truth and peace... Openly welcome any reporter or interviewer, and challenge Howard to do the same...

    We have nothing to hide, do you, Howard? I challenge you to release all of your employees from their gag orders and let them talk... I challenge you to interview me... I challenge your lies and your revisionist history...

    if I'm a hater, you, sir, are a class a phony.
     
  2. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    The most effective war against him is to attack his money. Start writing to every single sponsor of AGT. File complaints to Sirius and what's left of his sponsors.
     
  3. SEGA

    SEGA Permanent Vacation VIP

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    "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy" - Gary Busey
     
  4. JustAddWater

    JustAddWater Well-Known Member

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    Can't wait for Fred's Book to come out :cig:
     
  5. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    No one fucks with He-Man . . . :nono:
     
  6. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    the war on gay marriage that wiggy so passionately pleads...or the abortions of minority children ?
     
  7. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    If Pelican goes after this site, we shall co-ordinate an effort to write all the sponsors of AGT to drop their ads. Absolutely.
     
  8. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    That seems to be beyond the scope of this war. We go to war only because we have to, and for the goal of clearing our name. Plus, Howard's money is the only thing keeping us entertained. If we didn't laugh at his failures (any of Beth's tv fiascos), or technology making him look like a dipshit (lol @ him calling it "that" twitter) we would never laugh... Thss is pathetic and wouldn't last on am/fm in it's current carnation...
     
  9. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    No need... Unless he clamdesnely signed a three-year deal with agt, he's gone after this season... The fact that NBC brought on a fourth judge should tell you how much Howard had to shoehorn himself into this season.
     
  10. Keyser Soze

    Keyser Soze New Member Banned User

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    I just got out of the Dawg House (temporary ban).

    What did I miss?
     
  11. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    nobody missing you
     
  12. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Bam!
     
  13. tedsfrozenhead

    tedsfrozenhead Well-Known Member

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    Who has Howard declared war on? I must have missed that in the newsletter.
     
  14. Dilkington

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    cause you racist?
     
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    Said Don Rickles about Beth.
     
  16. Dilkington

    Dilkington Active Member

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    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
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  17. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    You need to read the forum...
     
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    ...between all the threads where weve been discussing this no one has brought up that they tweeted or emailed this to o&a or norton?
     
  20. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    "This situation requires absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

    Were just the guys to do it."

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