Today, a really cute young girl said to me: "Don't take this the wrong way but....."

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    ....you have really cool tattoos!" :cheer:

    feelsgoodman [​IMG]

    I have found that women, regardless of age, tend to dig the tats more then men (unless they
    have them already)

    Discuss :coffee:
     
  2. freds

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    "you have really cool tattoos, Grandpa..."




    is what she was thinking.
     
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    i love my moms :wub:
     
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    Did you fuck her?


    If no, :fail:
     
  5. VAsiCkBoy

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    Did you offer candy and a ride in the van?
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I don't look that old, IMHO

    I think it's because I caught her staring at me for a long time :dontknow:
     
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    Chicks dig my ink because it was done before faggots like Green Day made sleeves trendy.
     
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    :jj: did you let her touch them?
     
  9. Satori Brah

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    I did not

    I do not have candy, nor a van
     
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    :giggle:


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    srs you should feel old srs
     
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    I wish their plane would crash on tour.

    Soon. :coffee:
     
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    I probability have tatts older then most posters here
     
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    Why did she preface a compliment with "don't take this the wrong way?" Seems weird.
     
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    that's girl speak for "i'm going to compliment you, but it's not an invitation to try to fuck me"
     
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    How did her coin purse look after the panties came off? :c
     
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    how is it that you don't know that?
     
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    Oh you look old.
     
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    Satori the Limo Driver... :facepalm:
     
  20. Satori Brah

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    I think it's because she was staring and didn't want me to think she was hitting on me at first