Today At Work

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. blairg

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    The new cute intern came by my desk and she was all talking about how gross guys are because some guy in a car yelled out that she has a nice ass this morning. Then she asked me if I thought she had a nice ass, and I was all "yeah it looks nice, but I'd have to rub it to see if I think it's really nice". So he takes my hand and puts it on her ass and I just start rubbing, and I tell her "yeah, this is a great ass". After about 2 minutes of this she looks down at my erection she tells me I should go jerk off in the washroom, but to save some for her because she's gonna make me dinner and rock my world after. She's making shrimp alfredo and oysters rockafeller.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this never happened
     
  3. BleedingGums

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  4. blairg

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    Totally did, I'll take pics of us eating supper to prove it.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    This seems inaccurate.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You'll be here rotting when I'm fucking and eating like a king :c
     
  9. blairg

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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    A little it of the truth slipped out (not that there's anything wrong with it).
     
  11. blairg

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    [​IMG]
     
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    :stfu: :shithead:
     
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    Dear Penthouse Forum........

    :jj:
     
  14. blairg

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    Your hurtful emoticons can't hurt me! I've only got about 4 hours to rub out as many as I can so I can last like a pro tonight, I'm thinking 4, maybe 5 before dinner.
     
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    Plagerist
     
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    I might write this one into them so all the dateless wonders can read about my conquest. I just gotta wait and see how things turn out tonight. I just hope her dad doesn't show up mid-thrust or I'm fucking fired.
     
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    Ugh, are you into Jesus over here too? :facepalm:
     
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    That a chick with a dick in your av?
     
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    Who let this fucker in here?
     
  20. blairg

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    Maybe it was divine faggot intervention? :dontknow: