Today Howard had to pretty much warn Beth Stern that he was going to mount her tonite

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  1. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    Do any of you have to do this with your spouse as well.
     
  2. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    It's called foreplay:c
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    It's okay. She comes instantly.
     
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  5. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    When I want to ride a horse, I let the help know to get the saddle ready.

    I don't believe Howard is capable of loving up to any of his claims any more. Sk he'll probably gp to sleep at 8:00 whole Beth finds a red carpet.
     
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    ^ I believe she has a red carpet.
     
  7. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    The tone Beth was giving back was half "do we have to" and "promises, promises"

    The whole thing was weird and sad
     
  8. Peau de Soie

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    So you're saying it was like a real marriage.
     
  9. Big Bird

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    Hell no! I hit it whenever I feel like it:cool: Howard is a sucker, half a billion dollars in his bank account and cant get laid on the regular:facepalm:
     
  10. Big Bird

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    Wow just wow! I cant wait to hear this segment:facepalm:
     
  11. kicksave7

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    She'll get another designer handbag out of it.
     
  12. BRYAN

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    ...lay on back, stare at ceiling for 30 seconds, get handbag...its really quite simple.
     
  13. CFStern

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    Beth: "Hello, Cinema Society? Do you have a premiere I can go to tonight? A late one?"
     
  14. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Picture of Beth in the Green Room after Howard told her they were having sex tonite........

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  15. Sickboy

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    break out the Nacho mask horsey girl.
     
  16. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    It must be nice to be a good looking chick. All you have to do is shake your ass and put out for some rich asshole and spend the rest of your life spending (his fucking money). Just force yourself to blow/fuck him every now and again.
     
  17. tv910

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    If it was anyone else, Howard would say all these public discussions of their sex life and how in love they are means the relationship is failing and divorce is right around the corner.
     
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    lmfao!!!
     
  19. AuntDolly

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    She asked if they should have a romantic dinner out since tonight's the night...Howie declined, saying he couldn't do both. WTF? He's 58, not 70. And he only has a part-time job. What's to be tired from???
     
  20. Ruffypup

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    If Beth were into Howard she would know that he would prefer to have a home cooked meal followed by safe sex,. Beth needs to get him tired,,,so bringin him out to dinner is her only chance to escape the safe sex of Howard/