Today I called Bluebird Lanes

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  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    And I talk to a gentleman and ask him if he had 25 pounds balls. He said yes and I said well how in the hell can you walk? He said very slowly but he spent much of his time scratching them and rubbing them with cold corn meal. I said that's nice and a good day sir.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What the fuck is Bluebird Lanes
     
  3. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    This dudes gay for balls. That's cool.
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Fag and Gay :coffee:
     
  5. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Good thread.
     
  6. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Good story.
     
  7. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    A bowling place
     
  8. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    how big are your balls?

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  9. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    you're missing the morning thread aren'tcha?
     
  10. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    I doubt it. When I was 9 I called every one in the phonebook and no one fell or it.
     
  11. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    naw, mmmm...well, maybe a little