I took a monster shit a few hours ago, sat on the bowl for a good 10 minutes. Now, the toilet was kinda running with that light "toilet is running" sound. Thought nothing of it. 10 minutes after I dropped my bear load, I got up and saw the bowl was pristine sparkling clean. I actually had to think to myself "Didn't I just shit?" I wiped my ass, and sure enough... there was pasty shit. It's so Twilight Zone I tells yas.