today I had a disappearing shit

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I took a monster shit a few hours ago, sat on the bowl for a good 10 minutes. Now, the toilet was kinda running with that light "toilet is running" sound. Thought nothing of it. 10 minutes after I dropped my bear load, I got up and saw the bowl was pristine sparkling clean. I actually had to think to myself "Didn't I just shit?" I wiped my ass, and sure enough... there was pasty shit. It's so Twilight Zone I tells yas.
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    too many carbs
     
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    a shit thread without shit pics is a shit thread
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    see thread title, sucktooth.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You're still here. Get it?:cwl:
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    next time it's gonna take your cock and balls
     
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    I have this happen all the time, it gets pushed back up there and is just gone. I have to thank my NutriBullet.
     
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    this is very easily explained.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    you see, the water you see in the bowl is actually on one side of a sort of U pipe, aka "trap", so it stays full of water all the time. the other side of the U is out of sight within the bowl. Your ghost shit just floated up to the other side of the U out of view.

    The side of this toilet shows the trap, after the trap it just flows down the drain with all the water you're wasting with your running toilet.

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    took some time to find just the right picture. :mrpeanut:
     
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    you should teach physics at M.I.T. :grad:
     
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    "Mom, there's a rattle snake in the toilet!"

    :eek:
     
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    I couldn't handle the pay cut. :c
     
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    :jj:
     
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    image.jpg
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    It made it's way down without prompting. What a cooperative dook.
     
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    Maybe it sublimated while your lazy ass was sitting there ... it could happen.