today i learned that you're not supposed to "dry masturbate"

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    because you desensitize your penis. i've been dry masturbating for something like 17years (started yanking my dongle around 13 y.o. and haven't looked back since) and i'm still plenty sensitive down there, but i worry if i keep it up i'll be like a old man who can't even tell if he's peeing or not.

    what are your experiences with this, older men (e.g., guys over 30)?
     
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    Lotion is your friend. It has, sure as fuck, been mine. :toptip:
     
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    Whatever my hand is in the mood for. Who am I to dictate how I want it to give it to me? :dontknow:
     
  4. Chief2Kick

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    Is this a schmoopy call out?
     
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    In your case it's called "roughing up the suspect" :c
     
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    Dinkus is a dry guy? Never go dry. Fred Durst was a dry guy.
     
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    I never use lotion or lube
     
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    I go bareback
     
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    Dry humping can be fun. :)
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

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    i started off dry because, 1) jerking off was a secret activity and it's hard to be quick and sneaky when you got a bottle of your sister's baby oil dripping all over the place, and 2) jerking off with lotion or oil is loud and smelly.
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

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    i dry humped a cheerleader in hs named cara when i was in hs and it was a lot a fun.
     
  13. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    I always have gone dry . My dicks fine .
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

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    i heard it can lead to erectile dysfunction if you do it for a few decades. i'm aboat three years shy of doing it for two decades and i don't want to have broken boner syndrome by the time i'm 32. :(
     
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    I agree and am also a dry guy. Guess I'll change to wet in like 10 years so I don't burn my dong out.
     
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    It's a lot of fun, I agree. :)
     
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    Dry?

    WTF are you talking about dry? :wtf:
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol: