Today I saw two types of chicks that should be made illegal.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    1st type, fat chick with nice legs. I'm sure you've seen them. They've got these great calves and then about halfway up their thighs everything goes to shit. If you see the calves first and you get suckered in but as you start moving up you lose your boner just as you get past the knees.

    2nd type, asian chick with a rockin' body but whose face looks looks like a half retarded immigrant. Blotchy skin, fucked up teeth, eyes way too far apart,complete FOB accent, but from the back looks like a former gymnast who spends a ton of time doing squats and lunges.


    My 2nd act as president will be to issue an executive order to address this. :grad:
     
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  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Cakepops and Hyundais w/ smashed front ends

    got it

    :lo5:
     
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  3. Mlaw

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    I'll see your two chicks and raise you black cowboys and accountants
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I don't get it.
     
  6. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You shouldn't have been offended. I'm not calling for making women over 60 illegal.
     
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    fuck you doing staring at chick's calve muscles first..ever heard of tittays? ( • )( • )
     
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    How long until you had mall security asking you to please stop skeeving out the patrons?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :secret: He's into dudes.
     
  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Because I'm behind them and don't have x-ray vision. Besides, focusing on tittays will make you overlook other issues if they're nice enough. There are a lot of hogs out there who know how to dress their tits up.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I'll make you a deal, dave. For every woman you bang in 2016 I'll blow a dude. I am that confident that you won't get laid this year. :jj:
     
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    Dave is taking a hammer to his piggy bank as we speak.
     
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    I don't like the girl with big fat tits and a horribly flat ass.

    I like curvy women, but if you've got on a few extra pounds and huge tits, it is mandatory that you bring it in the hips too.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    What do you need for proof?
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You skype me with her and she admits to it. Then she has to kiss you, full tongue.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You're ready to start blowing dudes tonight, right?

    Hold on, let me go get the lady.
     
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    asshole :jj:
     
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    Poor Swifty.
     
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    Where did this clown go?

    He better have about 3 dudes in line ready to blow.
     
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    He's all about meetin guys.