Today I went to a K-Mart for the first time in probably 15 years.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    :facepalm:

    That shit hole looks exactly the same as it did when I was a kid. I didn't think it could get worse than Wal-Mart.
     
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    Weren't you like 42 fifteen years ago?
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    You're dumb.
     
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    I no
     
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    What in the hell did you need to buy at a fucking K-Mart?
     
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    Great thread.
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I picked up a 7 pack of boxer/briefs, a 6 pack of ankle socks, a few new T-shirts and 2 new pairs of shorts at Target last week. Good times.
     
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    Country Girl bought me the softest set of sheets ever for my birthday back before she shat on my heart. They were made out of t-shirt material. I went to see if they still had them.
     
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    He needed boxer shorts. At Kmart. In Cincinnati.
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    :secret: I get those at Walmart...
     
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    I just figured that since she bought them at K-Mart that's where I'd go. What is the name of the brand you buy?
     
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    This thread is very @skp2978 esque.
     
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    Do they still have blue light sales?
     
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    IDK, but there was a goddamn Little Ceasar's Pizza in there. I remember loving going to their little restaurant when I was a kid.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    You know it's coming.:facepalm:
     
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    :fail:
     
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    I bought my one and only Aerosmith album (tape) at a K-Mart in 1980.
    True story.

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    I remember the ICEE display even. :hersh:

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    Right? It even smells the same.
     
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