Today In Unsurprising News... War Machine Found Unresponsive Following Attempted Suicide In Jail

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  1. BrerJimmy

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    http://www.bjpenn.com/war-machine-found-unresponsive-following-attempted-suicide-in-jail/

    According to numerous reports, former MMA fighter War Machine attempted suicide today while jailed in Las Vegas.

    The former UFC and Bellator star tried to hang himself, and was found unresponsive this morning in his jail cell.

    TMZ has the scoop:

    The officer went into the cell and found the ex-MMA fighter had a piece of linen around his neck which was tied to the leg of the bed — and his face was purple. The officer cut the linen, removed it … and we’re told War Machine’s breathing became less strained and he attempted to speak.

    He’s currently in a medical isolation cell on suicide watch. We’re told officers found what appeared to be a suicide note in the cell.
     
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    Attention whore
     
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  3. Richard Tucker

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    Better luck next time.
     
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    What's a War Mac-hine, boff?
     
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    What's his real name? I refuse to refer to him as War Machine. Fucking asshole.
     
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    One more thing he can't do.
     
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    Corrections officer should have had a sudden urge to go and take a good 10 minute shit and saved the taxpayers some money.
     
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    Legal name is War Machine, but you call him the asshole formerly known as Jonothan Koppenhaver.
     
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    I heard Howard said he could be jailed in his house. :coffee:
     
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    Guess he tapped out............
     
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    He'll be convicted rather easily and will end up doing the max.

    He'll get the full 20 years for trying to kill his ex.
    If the judge gives him consecutive sentences, he'll die in prison.
     
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    Keep trying till ya get it right. Practice, Practice.., Practice.
     
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    But judge I can't do 20 years, that's all right do as many as ya can young man.
     
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    This. This clown is anything but a War or machine anything. Should have let him die, more oxygen for the rest of us.