Today is a shit coffee day.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    The coffee in the office is awful today. I went to Starbucks and this was the conversation:

    me: Can I have a large regular coffee?

    her: Sure. Any room?

    me: Huh?

    her: Any room?

    me: Any room for what?

    her: Any room for cream?


    What the fuck us up with this faggot special secret Starbucks language? I'm fucking pissed and I'm probably not getting laid this weekend. :fil:
     
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  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Oh, the Starbucks coffee tastes like shit, too.
     
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  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I like folgers.

    I already know it's gonna taste like shit, but I'm paying 9 bucks for a jug from Costco that will last for a couple months.

    Either that or I'll stop at Yum Yum donuts or some shit.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I don't care for Starbuck's coffee either. Don't you feel weird going in and just ordering regular coffee? It's like you've let them down or something.
     
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  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Your constant whining about starbucks is even gayer than starbucks.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    McDonalds has really raised their coffee game. It's usually pretty good now.
     
  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Yeah, they're all "you sure you don't want a carmel sugar free latte frappachino with gluten free sprinkles, old man?" :rolleyes:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Yeah, but you've got to wait 3 days for it to cool down enough to drink it.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Fucking Hipsters
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  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I got a Keurig and it makes a solid cup of coffee. I got it at Costco and it came with a shit load of K-cups so the initial purchase is about $1 per cup of coffee. After that you can get down to about $.35 per cup depending on which K-cups you get.

    McDonalds has very respectable cup of coffee. Still, nothing compares to old school diner coffee.
     
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    Dunkin Donuts for me
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    :keurig:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I got one of those for my mother a few years ago for Christmas.

    She seems to like it.

    I keep thinking about getting one for myself, but then I'm like, "Fuck it."
     
  14. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I can assure that I want to punch the person who made that sign in the face.
     
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    Very sorry to learn of your troubles. :(
     
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    this is exactly why I have 3 Keurigs.
     
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    What's a shit coffee?