Today is my 11th anniversary with my wife.

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  1. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    still hitting it like I was 17
     
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  2. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    She like it in the ass???
     
  3. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I was gonna talk shit until I saw your Av.
     
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  4. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    That is a long time to sustain domestic abuse. Good for her for sticking it out.
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    That's very nice...I'm very happy for you.
     
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  6. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    What was your name on SFN?
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Looks like @jobbey
     
  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Was he the guy with the Bobby Heenan Av? That makes sense.
     
  9. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Way to maintain your own thread. Man you suck at this internet thing.
     
  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I've got a feeling that he's preparing a great promo.
     
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  11. Ben Dover

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    I guess she hasn't squeezed out a kid or two yet? Wait until that happens, then you'll get nothing and like it
     
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  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Something like this:

    Here's magazine covers. Weightlifting Journal, Strength and Health Magazine, Amateur Athlete. All of these magazines came after LawyerLarry because they wanted my picture on the front of their magazine. Down here, here's another world record. This is a 492 lb. press, which was a previous world record, but I eventually broke that later. My certificates of achievement, for track and field, a lot of people don't realize that LawyerLarry was a great shot putter in his track and field days at Oxford University. When I was at Oxford University, I set so many records, that I forgot most of them myself. But this is the proof right here, the proof in the pudding. Certificate of achievement, Amateur Athletic Union, LawyerLarry. This is the gold medal that I did achieve in Munich, Germany. And here, are the 4 gold medals, that I won in the Pan American Games in 1971. As a matter of fact, the 4 golds that I did win, those records still stand. The press, the snatch, the clean and jerk, and the bench records are still Pan American Games records. And a lot of people realize that weight lifting records are kind of like swimming records, they're broken every year. But LawyerLarry's records are still in the record books.
     
  13. artiesoffspring

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    Thank you, Judge
     
  14. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    Two kids and it's all still good
     
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    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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  16. NipplesAndToes23

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    How many feet of black cock has she sucked since the wedding?
     
  17. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Ya know DT, If yer gonna be a premier poster here at Dawgs I'm gonna have to ask you stop this bullshit beatin around the bush shit and get right to the point for once!!! :fil:
     
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  18. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    So is everyone else. :coffee:
     
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  19. Dream Theater

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    :wtf:
    Who is this and what have you done with angry drunk Phil?
     
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  20. SorryBoff

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    He never he said he was married to a fat white chick.