Today Is My Birthday Because I Say So...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Pill Queen, Mar 25, 2017.

  1. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    There was a Law & Order episode about that. The Dad hid the daughters "bag of goodies" from the cops.
     
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    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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  3. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Toys are awesome and intensify things! ;)
     
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  4. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I will take that risk that I'm missing something. :jj:
     
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    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    Not necessarily "missing" something, but they are a fun addition. :p
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I literally cant handle more fun. :cheer:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    You and me both buddy.
    My only toys have 6 and 8 strings.
     
  9. Princess Kitty

    Princess Kitty Let's Play VIP

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    * those work the best
     
  10. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    -10
     
  11. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Do you get extra horny when you're sick?

    Asking for a friend..
     
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  12. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    I don't, but :hug:
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think Im in a couple of them :hide:
     
  14. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I don't think it's that I'm sick, I think it's because I'm extra tired. I could turn this thread very sexual, very easily right now
     
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    meanredhed VIP Extreme Gold

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    :ixnay:
     
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    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Things got silent
     
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    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member VIP

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    :yay:@Pill Queen!! :yell:
     
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  18. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Lolly
     
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    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member VIP

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    This thread could become very sexual...., everyone seems to be kinda shy
     
  20. walleyeslayer2

    walleyeslayer2 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Maybe it would be a better subject for a Friday night