today is my gf's birthday

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    and i got her a buddha on a elephant statue and a slice of cake. and i took her shopping, we went out to lunch, and we're going out for dinner later. she's tired so that means no poon for dinkus tonight but that's ok. i've been balls deep in that poon plenty a times.

    she said it's been a nice birthday and she said she's happy.

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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Tell her you're gonna hump her like Buddha's humping that elephant... that should work
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Well it is her birthday. She should get a break from having to fuck you.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    You are a good guy, dink!
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol:

    i'm a delight!
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    awww thanks rm! you're the best! :wub:
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I want to eat your pussy for breakfast.
     
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  8. Harry Gibbs

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    [​IMG]
     
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    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Time for a nice ride on the tandem penny farthing.
     
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  10. Harry Gibbs

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    i ran into a few bike shops today while shopping to grab a cycling cap. all i heard going in was, "NO NEW BIKE TODAY!"

    i was all like, reggie wut?
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Who hasn't?










    :c
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's so mean to her honor. :(
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    No surprise that you get no poon tonight. She was expecting a ring.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    I had no idea her dad was a judge.
     
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    she'll get it soon enough.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i liked this post but i didn't really like this post.

    not.

    funny.

    'tall.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    :cheer:
     
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    Very cool gift, I hope she has a great day. She may perk up after dinner later so you still have a chance for some lovin'
    ;)
     
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    i hope so! she gets really sleepy if she eats unhealthy food so she'll probably fall asleep either before or even during any sex action. it's not surprising because i'm not the best fucker. :oops:
     
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    Make it a memorable one, and tell her about the beaner hoe from work!