Today is my pap's 76th birthday.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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  2. NipplesAndToes23

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    Fucker is in better shape than me. :fil:
     
  3. PullMyFinger

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    Taking him to a strip club to celebrate?

    :party:
     
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  4. NipplesAndToes23

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    He won't even have a beer with me. :fil:
     
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    His cunt wife just texted me. She "forgot" to let me know that she had plans for him tonight. :fil:
     
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    @Mlaw , see how fun this is. :dance:
     
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    That sucks. Some of my fondest memories of my father involved beer and big titties.
     
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    We'll spend some time together checking out 20yo chicks at the rodeo tomorrow. :yes:
     
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    Happy Birthday to Dana Sr. :yay:
     
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    He's gonna get laid! :derp:
     
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    Looks good for 76 years.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Looks damn good. I agree with you Danas- he's in better shape than me too!
     
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  13. DiamondGoddess

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    Good lookin' family there, Danas!!!

    Hap Burfs 2 your pops.
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    That's cool that your old man is still around and full of health. Have fun at the rodeo :cool:
     
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    Who's fucked more fat white women? :c
     
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    Happy birthday DB pap! :woot: he still looks like a bad ass but why is he hanging out with the guy from hootie and the blowfish
     
  17. NipplesAndToes23

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    Fuck you, gwarn.
     
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  18. Mr. Potato Head

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    He only wants to be with him? :dontknow:
     
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    Has he ever had a white girl?
     
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    He's a handsome gentleman & I hope he has a wonderful Birthday! :party:
     
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