Today is our Dear Walter's (WIAW) Birthday...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jayla, May 4, 2015.

  1. Jayla

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    No, not Beth's overfed kitty.

    Sending the inimitable, connoisseur of coochie, aficionado of anal...... @wife is a whore porn wishes and butthole dreams.



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  2. Turtle Man

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    Happy bday you sick fuck
     
  3. Teeney

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    Falls on eat her taco Tuesday! Happy Birthday!
     
  4. Petal

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  5. Calloused Shins

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    Wishing you the joy of watching warm piss spray down some 18 yr old spinners, sweaty butt crack. Cheers
     
  6. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    I believe the great man once said 'never put pussy on a pedestal'

    Or was that Ronald Reagan?
     
  7. TheMercenary

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    I will wish Wifey a happy birthday only because he is a real man and no fucks are given :grad:

    :lo5: you fucking perv
     
  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oh that's right. You don't believe men should be allowed b-days. :)
     
  9. TheMercenary

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    I'm complicated.
     
  10. Teeney

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    Do you work for Hallmark?
     
  11. Caffeinated

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    My Sweetest, Darling, Loving Whore,

    I wish you the happiest of birthdays.

    I wish you a woman with no psychological issues, no gag reflex, no stretch marks, and little extraneous fat.

    I wish you a woman who exists to swallow and play with your gene jizz.

    I wish you a woman who is ready and open to anal 24/7, who wears a butt plug at her high-paying corporate job for the sake of constant preparation for your buttsecks longings.

    And finally, I wish you a woman whose tongue is game for absolutely anything on a body.

    Happy Birthday :)
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I knew yours would be epic! ;)
     
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    He's also the most knowledgeable "smark" on this forum.
     
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    Awww thanks, Jayla :)

    I should create pervy birthday greetings as a side venture :snicker:
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Had to look that up. Yes, we love him for his wrestling knowledge too. :rolleyes:
     
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  16. SomerSky

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    Holy shit. I laughed out loud when I saw this post. :)
     
  18. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I know, I was laughing so hard when I found it, and knew it was the Perf gif for the Shirley Hemphill whore...
     
  19. Petal

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    I thought the same thing!

    What did you type into Google to find that thing???
     
  20. TheMercenary

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    Petal...

    :chair:

    Trust the fear.