Today, my greatest fear was realized

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Jul 26, 2015.

  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I was driving back home with some food I picked up and had to fart. I adjusted my posture and ripped one. Only it wasn't a fart.
     
  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  3. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Please pray for me in this difficult time.
     
  4. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Ground breaking thread making.
     
  5. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker

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    shit thread.
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Pain lives here. :emperor:
     
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  7. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Sign of old age, get some diapers.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    :pray:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Please commit sideways. :yay:
     
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  10. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I was drinking last night. The damage was mostly liquid.
     
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  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    These are difficult times. Please keep us up to speed during this horror.
     
  12. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I disposed of the underwear
     
  13. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Always a good move. Hide the evidence.
     
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  14. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Shart thread
     
  15. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Should have mailed them to @Schmoopy .
     
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  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Lulz. :taffer:
     
  17. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I just got 2 reputation points! :cheer:
     
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  18. RH Goatcabin

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    :lully:
     
  19. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    i clicked on your profile. maybe that was it.
     
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  20. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    Someone just put you on ignore. :nojj: