Today on Shuffle: Howard says declaw your cats, fuck 'um, it's just a cat

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Stuttering John got a leather couch and was complaining b/c the cat was clawing it. Howard said, fuck the cat declaw it. Robin said "that isn't good for them. You should see what pain they are in when you pick them up". Howard said "I wouldn't pick it up. My wife does that"

    And then he said "fuck it, it's just a cat. That's a $5000 couch!"

    Mr. 180 degrees flip flopper strikes again.
     
  2. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Incompetent fucking tapes fucking team! Everybody against Wiggy! :burn:
     
  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Fortunately, just by coincidence, their three cats just happened to be de-clawed.
     
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    :bigthink
     
  5. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    He is an asshole.
     
  6. YokoOhNo

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    He's already admitted to being a proud hypocrite....what are we going to do, call him a hypocrite? I got a life and even of I dedicated there hours a day pointing out his hypocritical statements....let's just say the deck chairs that were thrown off the titanic were more effective
     
  7. Elisa Jane

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    I really think that whoever is responsible for the shuffle hates that Howard is such a lying phony and uses the shuffle to expose Howard for the fake that he is!
     
  8. Elisa Jane

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    I heard declawing a cat is the same as if humans got their fingers chopped up to the first joint. Not too kind.
     
  9. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    I like pointing it out because it's fun mocking him now.:yay: He ain't gonna change.
     
  10. tv910

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    I can't figure out if someone is intentionally choosing material that illustrates Howard's flip-flops or if he's such a hypocrite it's impossible to find clips where he doesn't repeatedly contradict himself.
     
  11. Pollock

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    Mind blown.
     
  12. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Good point. It could also be that he does not even listen to his own channels. His lazy ass might not even have a clue.
     
  13. schnauzer

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    If you don't want a cat with all it's body parts intact -- dont get a cat! My cat has scratched the fuck out of my apartment (& me, on occasion). But de-clawing him was never an option. It's a barbaric practice & should be made illegal.
     
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    Good catch Dlist! I wanted to hear the shuffle today, but that piece of shit "The Chatter" was on when I switched to 101. What a fucking dreadful show.
     
  16. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Someone on the chatter said sarah palin was a good person ahaaa haaa haaaa my radio fucking exploded!
     
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    Let me get this straight. People are complaining that he DID change his position on this?
     
  18. Lou Skunt

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    What a load!
    She might be good to ram your pecker into then haul ass.
     
  19. Big Biscuit

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    I think it would be a full time job for someone plus I doubt they care....remember Howard "pisses on his fans" anyway.
     
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    I think I read where it is not allowed in England. My crazy ass Mom always sent the poor cats in for the knuckle chop when I was a kid. Even then I knew it was brutal. My wife's cats have been good with the scratching post, I just pound the shit out of it with catnip. Hardwood floors help wear down their claws a little bit too.
     
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