Today's fake lazy bit is..... Couple that has not had sex in 3 years

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I really need to set my alarm on something besides the Stern show...

    Woke up today to a caller claiming that his wife hasn't fucked him in three years..

    All of a sudden Howard had time to give a shit about a caller that sounded allot like Shuli and some man pretending to be his wife...Howard even -gasp- asked him why the caller doesn't ask for a hand job and then get this HE TELLS him to ask for one!! OMG..... OMG.... how shocking... Howard is ALL IN motherfuckers!


    AND to think that back in the late 90's it would bum me out if I woke up to a repeat of the Stern show
     
  2. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    I'm sorry, but I just don't find Benji's personal life interesting on any level.
     
  3. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    I thought they were talking about the last 3 years that my ex wife and I were married.....
     
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    Who the fuck would want a handjob!?
    Thats just patronizing.
     
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  5. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    You have to be a masochist to keep listening to that shit
     
  6. kippy

    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Did Howard say that he and Beth have that record beat by five or more years?
     
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    I tuned in half way through, I thought it was siobhan. The hetero sex was fucking with my head.
     
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    Total bullshit, the guy sounded like a retarded David Arquette, the guy kept slipping into another voice as the bit was going. I thought it was great when Howie was ripping on Prince and bitching about him playing new songs that nobody wants to hear. Look in the mirror Howie you fucking hypocrite!
     
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  9. Nemo

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    I hate to break it to you. Stern has always used fake/pay service callers.
    The obvious give away is the patience he has with the caller.

    The wigged fraud is so so afraid to talk to a real caller.
     
  10. hello dumb dumb

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    You dummies.
    This guy (Matt) has been calling into the show for a while. I wouldn't say he is a 'regular', But he has called in the past and talked to Howard about not having sex with his wife who is sick. He is not a 'Pay' caller. It just so happened today that they were able to talk to Matt's wife. Get your shit right.
     
  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I listened for about five minutes and Howard said "he knew a guy" whose woman had hair extensions, and the guy talked about how gross it was to hug the woman while she wore them.


    I wonder who that guy could be?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Bullshit. That really is Casey's corpse calling in 10x per show. Apparently Howard thinks it's hilarious.
     
  13. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    exactly.. Stern is a shitty actor.... he goes from wanting to hang up on someone after 3 secs to randomly giving a shit and sticking with a 'call' for an entire segment
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    have no fucking idea what you are talking bout...
    post proof or it didn't happen

    and Benji you may want to post a few more messages before trying stick up for howard
     
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    Hi Stern employee
    :hat:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i am going to guess that is Jason.. or the college kid working for Jason right now
    the name is a give away
     
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  17. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    There was a real fake doozy they played on Sirius from the late 90's. I think it aired during the special where Howard saves the bridge jumper.
    A guy calls up and confesses to Howard that he wants to fuck his step daughter. Howard saves the day by getting the guy to leave the house. Wiggy even talks to the step daughter. So obviously fake now......:jj:
     
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    He is correct.
    This guy has called in before.
     
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    This is, without a doubt, one of the lamest bits I've heard on the show in a while.
    Just embarrassing.
    Reminds me of Sandusky-Clause