Today's Florida headline

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  1. Shithead

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    Florida man arrested for urinating on waitress at nightclub
    Server Tia Cruz initially thought she felt rain until a friend pointed out Orion Jones, 20, who was urinating on her from a balcony inside Rick’s on Saturday. After a struggle, Jones was arrested and will be arraigned in February on charges of disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest.
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 9:33 AM
    [​IMG] Monroe County Sheriff's Office Orion Jones was arrested for urinating on a waitress from a nightclub balcony in Key West, Fla., on Saturday.
    A Florida man has been arrested for urinating on a waitress from a busy bar's balcony, police said.

    Orion Jones allegedly pulled down his pants and starting peeing off the raised platform at Rick's nightclub in Key West at around 2 a.m. on Saturday, reports Keys Net.

    Server Tia Cruz, who was talking to a customer, said she felt splashes of liquid hitting her body.

    She initially thought it was rain.

    But another worker then pointed out that the 20-year-old standing above her was in fact responsible for the impromptu shower.

    Cops were called and Jones was found to be fighting club security in the street, reports The Smoking Gun.

    He tried to flee, but officers used a stun gun on him twice before cuffing him.

    Jones was then charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest. It's unclear why he wasn't charged with underage drinking.

    He is set for a Feb. 2 arraignment.
     
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    Maybe the waitress was giving shitty service.
     
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    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? VIP Gold

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    Fucking Florida.
     
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    maybe she was a fan of a satellite radio personality :dontknow:
     
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    Make it rain!
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    Is he related to Howard and was she a fan?
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile Gold

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    I used to work for years in Key West. Everyone pisses everywhere, it's just the way it is. There's a lot of piss and seamen everywhere, it's the nature of being a port town.
     
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    This thread needs a theme song...


    :dancin2:
     
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  9. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Just kids having fun!
     
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    if that was a black dude ??
     
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    Orion? :jj:

    If this had been a game of 'Guess the Race', I would have lost big time. :)
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Sounds like a funny guy.
     
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    He should sue the night club for negligently serving alcohol him even though he was underage.
     
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    He just screams "jailhouse assfuck princess".