Today's lunar forecast: Full Beaver Moon

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Nov 6, 2014.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Tonight's the best night for setting those beaver traps. So load up some meat, grab that trap, and let's get some fat beaver! Good luck, men!


     
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  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    will the beavers be wet?
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    There are no good slang words for lady parts. Except "velvet glove", coined by Blackie Lawless in the WASP song "Shoot From the Hip."
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    They are amphribians.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Who cares?! :brules:
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I'm your Uncle Gary. I do magic!
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    I'm inviting him over to entertain after thanksgiving dinner this year.
     
  11. Tuesday

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    People who do magic tricks always make me uncomfortable.
     
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    Lamprey mouth was a good one (credit @sickfeeling ) but recently I've heard porpoise snout which i do like very much.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    what about vaudeville?
     
  14. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Beavers are a critical part of the ecosystem. I will not tolerate trapping them @bobtraw
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Apples and oranges. I enjoy watching a talented hoofer.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Have plenty of cold milk in case your food is too hot.
     
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    I don't understand "porpoise snout" at all.
     
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    Greasy hole. Simple and sexy.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Al Jolson's mouth