Today's Quiz: Melting Chocolate for fags

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    What happens to fags that don't know how to melt chocolate?
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    So I placed a cup full of white chocolate morsels in a baking dish and put them in the oven on 350
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I waited about 10 minutes and went back to check on them. they were still in shape so I decided to read the directions.
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    don't burn the house down
     
  5. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    the package says to melt them in the microwave for one min. so I quickly take out the chocolates from the oven and stir them. so far it looks good but there are still some morsels so I put the bowl in the microwave on high for one min
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    they say to use the microwave because you can control the cooking time better. you did it right.
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    this is what happened
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    You forgot the dough, dummy
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    it clumped up like dry rocks :facepalm:
     
  10. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    The quiz question is:

    Can the chocolate be saved??
     
  11. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :cmon: take your time
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    Put a glass mixing bowl on pot of boiling water and whisk.
    :dontknow:
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    A mexican jew? :bigthink:;::
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    Add cream or milk
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    <Jeopardy Theme Song>
     
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    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    Shouldn't chocolate be melted using a double boiler?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    yes that's one way to do it
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Rub that stuff in your armpits and you'll look like every Mexican chick I know that uses Sure
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Sure
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    fire up the grill dummy