Today's Salad Tossing talk...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Kool, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Howard sounded so envious...lol "I'm the fckn star and I never had anyone do that to me". Lol
    Everytime I hear Gary's salad story it grosses me the fck out...
    Ronnie went into detail....lol he's a freak...lol
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Why isnt beth doing her job instead of going out to the Met at night?
     
  3. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Beth doesn't even blow him. If I were him I'd be pissed off about that and not even worry about my ass.

    If what Howard's saying is true it sounds like the extent of Beth's sexual activities with his is lying on her back while he flops around on her for 3 minutes.

    Can't say I blame her
     
  4. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Howard was way too interested in that ass play talk and the gay sex Perez was talking about, for a straight man.

    Dude.... your gayness is showing.....
     
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    Nothing better than a good rim job...wait, is this thing on?
     
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    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    i cant believe it but i actually laughed today during the Ronnie rimjob convo, couldnt believe it I LAUGHED:secret:

    to be fair it was Fred mostly who got the chuckles out of me, the show may suck tremendous shitballs but all of you have to admit Fred can still throw in an honest to god awesomely hilarious line every blue moon

    another good line this year was Fred imitating Ronnie saying during a Lisa G segment

    "play that cello while i sodomize you" or something like that

    only two positive things i can honestly admit to laughing out loud to this year
     
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    Heard that...he is always asking how some guests how to do oral on a chick. He has no clue...and he swears Beth needs no foreplay..uh, Howie that is bc she just wants it over with....
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Howard is a boring old man who is afraid of everything and everyone. Beth is on the prowl for some sloppy uncut South American shlong.
     
  9. BethsZygote

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    I thought this was ralphs job.
     
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    Oil and Vinaigrette?
     
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    He was extremely jealous. There is such an overload of anal sex talked about on the show that it is weird and gay. Mostly gay. Howie is no hetero. I'll never believe otherwise at this point. Beth is off the hook as far as having the gargoyle on her for longer than a minute. I think they both like their own kind. Just allegedly,of course.
     
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    I guess Ralph doesn't like eating ass.
     
  13. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    He was so interested in the mechanics of how Perez was getting his ass eaten in the shower, wanting to know if the guy grabbed his cock & balls, etc. If I had any doubt that Howard is dying to come screaming out of the closet, it's gone after hearing that. :hswitch:
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    Then you would have to believe he actually has an active sex life with his wife. The guy is a billionaire and has to be into photography to spend time with her. They have nothing in common.
     
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