Today's show began with a hesitant Stern going directly to the phones

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    lets say goodmorning to,,, hmm.. uhh.. lets see...mmm....Kevin (?) Hey now. I think I am going out with a prostitute.... :uscratch:


    Trivia: Name Howard and Beth's favorite movie of all time.
     
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    Pretty Woman, but you have to suspend reality with the Sterns...so it would be Pretty Whow-Man.
     
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    You need to find a whore like beth er I mean julia roberts

    You do know pretty woman is beth and my favorite movie
     
  5. Quite Frankly

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    Yeah, he sounded totally aimless which is not surprising...then the 1st caller hits him in the jugular with "I think I'm dating a whore"....the old man sounded very poised and objective, he's such a smooth liar- as if he had no personal connection to anything like that in his own situation....

    Also it was great when ETM said "You ARE off next week right? Bcs you said...."

    And fuckwad Stern pretended not to know, as if he was all confused by the question.....
     
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    Very strange how long it took Howard to find that call moreso accept it as the first call of the day which really has nothing to do with nothing... allegedly
     
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    There is not one real caller anymore. They are just used to bring up product placement and plugs , mostly AGT
     
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    The King of All Media.

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    nice post :wigtip:
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Howard picked Beth up, she turned out to be much more than he bargained for and now he is stuck with her. If only she was just a prostitute it would be so much easier.
     
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    Beth has knowledge of howard's deepest/ darkest secrets, therefore, she will never be cast aside...word to your mother
     
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    are these secrets in any way ambiguous?
     
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    I know, right? All someone would have to do is google "Howard Stern wig" or something like that and work through a few pages on Dawgs.
     
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    Gay Cuckolds 3.
     
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