Toilet bowl is less than 3 inches away from me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, Feb 7, 2016.

  1. Gwarn1

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    I'm taking a shit! Thank god for rasin bran
     
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    Not gonna need the multiquote for his puppy
     
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    bullshit, get ready to gather data
     
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    Narp
     
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    3 inches? Seems like prime time splash back is going on there.
     
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    that girl I banged two weeks ago went to the bathroom and I heard her make a plopper. it was kind of a trun off
     
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    #trunoff
     
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    Your with a girl?:gig:
     
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    no, we havent spoken to each other since she went back home
     
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    Collating....
     
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    Since she unleashed the humble one?
     
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    there was an unmistakable plop
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    faggot
     
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    the fuck did I do?
     
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    Maybe her watch fell in...
     
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    Loodles Taffner. :taffer:
     
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    Wait...apples Don't poop...
     
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    grow up