Toilet Paper Or Wipes

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Sep 24, 2013.

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Do You Use Wipes Or Toilet Paper

  1. Yes, I have remnants and gay tendancies

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  2. No, toilet paper works just fine

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  3. I don't shit

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Robin did a news story regarding butt wipes clogging up municipal sewer systems, Howard said he'd never give up his wipes. What's the breakdown between wipes and P on Dawg's.

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    Robin read about how the sewer systems are being clogged by baby wipes and Howard uses them. Howard said that he read that. He said he's going to keep using them. He said he can't go back to toilet paper. Howard said he needs that loose gel on there. Gary said he is addicted to the wipes. He said he can't pull his pants up without using a wipe. Gary said that Sal had to spend thousands to clear his pipes up at home because of the wipes. Robin said the wipes are supposed to be flushable but they don't degrade after use. Robin said they cost millions to clean up. Howard said he would buy a baby wipe that is biodegradable and flushable. Robin said you have to read the label. Richie Wilson came in and said that they did a lot of research on that. He said that the Shittens they came out with are able to be turned inside out and they're scented so you don't smell it. Howard said that's a good idea. Howard said he might have to set up a plastic liner in a trash can for wiping. He said he doesn't want Beth seeing him carrying that around. He said she is around a lot. Howard said it'll be like Mission Impossible getting it around. Fred played the Mission Impossible theme song while they talked about that. Robin said that in London they found a 15 ton clog that took 3 weeks to dislodge. Howard asked his assistant Laura to find a good flushable wipe that he can use but not talk to him about it. He told her to just find them and replace everything in the house. Howard went into a live commercial a short time later.
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I prefer wipes. Also, I'm not having kids, so I don't give a flying fuck about the environment. My asshole is squeaky-clean, and that's the way I like it.
     
  3. GaryPuppet

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    Paper.


    You gotta be outta ur fuckin mind to pay $16.00 for pack of 20 shittens.
     
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    Shittens for me!
     
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    Actually 40, you turn them inside out and use one twice:c
     
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    TP first, then wipes to clean it up. :grad:



    The problem is people using non-flushable wipes. Degenerates. :no:
     
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    Me too...
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    150 years of paper can't be wrong.
     
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    Another example of the infantizing (not a word) of the western world. Right up there with adult chewable yummy/gummy vitamins.
     
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    I still use leaves and corncobs.
     
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    Don't shake my left hand.:nono:
     
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    those are the stupidest thing EVER!


    what is wrong with tossing wipes in the garbage?

    especially if you are Howard. it's not like he or Beth ever empty a garbage can or bag.