News Told Lil Shiv he's old enough to pick out his own school clothes

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I told him our days of picking out his clothes are over. So we tried something new. He'd go in and pick out so many shirts and pants from each store and I went it and paid.

    Well, I just had him show me the shirts he got.

    1. A shirt with the Wu Tang logo

    2. A shirt with Ice Cube on it. It was from the NWA days. Rocking a Jeri Curl.

    3. A shirt with The Chronic album on the front

    4. A shirt with Scarface sitting in a chair smoking a cigar

    The rest were decent button ups and polls. Shorts were all khaki cargos and just regular black and navy blue.
     
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    So how many kilo's do you think he unloads a week?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :wtf:
     
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    So you don't see a pattern with those shirts? Kids a lil kingpin
     
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    Yep. Sounds about right
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Something tells me that this is just another chapter in your book of lies... :bigthink
     
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    They probably won't let him wear the Sxarface one. Promoting smoking could hurt an impressionable young snowflake.
     
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    The kids still listen to 90s hip hop?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ya that's all he really likes.
     
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    pope29 Saloon's Oldest Mult

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    I did the same thing for my daughters when they were his age. One is dead and I'd appreciate if you would pick the other up from DeShawns place above the liquor store on Third.
     
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    There's a special advisor the staff uses for cases like this. He's completely unbiased.

    @RH Goatcabin
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    By store, you mean your garage?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I told him that. The cigar might not be acceptable
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was jealous that I'm too old to wear this shit now
     
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    What no black lives matter shirt?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    Shivvy's in The Knights Of Columbus. They don't really have a shirt. It's more like a hat with a point.
     
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    And you let him keep that shit??? I remember when my father bought me a cyprus hill albumn. Once he realized he was buying me Reggie music he flipped it! And they were only half A group of lovely people! Good album though.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What year was that?