Tom Brady fails at life, his new mansion has only 5 chimneys

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Magnificent Mr. Hole, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    What a loser!!!

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  2. shitcunt

    shitcunt Well-Known Member

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    no idea how he'll keep the whole place warm :(
     
  3. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Who needs that big of a house, for the Love of God? Only assholes like Brady and Howard.
     
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    TriumphVodka New Member

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    Where is the map kiosk so I can find the food court and get a pretzel?
     
  5. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    And his wife sucks all his money buying silly hats and arm warmers. She shows up at every patriots game front and center wearing a pink dress with her knee bent holding a gucci suit case. I feel bad for the dude. But it will all be good when he gets another superbowl ring.
     
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    its around the same size as Howie and Beths Hamptons guest house.



    I love the solar grid back there, like that douche needs a tax break.

    Meanwhile in baltimore joe flacco is taking shit from his neighbors because they saw him skateboarding in his driveway. Christ is flacco had a hiuse like this the neighbors would need a freaking satelite. Gotta love captialism!
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    does that fucking place have a gift shop?
     
  8. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Ah.... but how many bowling alleys does he have?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    only 5 chimneys? what a rube! tut tut!
     
  10. Mr Spigot

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    The fools in a dip! People in adjacent overlooking properties (or passers-by) will quite easily be able to count his miserably inadequate number of chimbleys and then heap a suitable amount of scorn upon him. Un-effing-believable!
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    hahah! Thanks for the laugh, Mr Spigot
     
  12. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    His wives net worth is only 175 million. Poor girl, if only she quit school to go model in Europe and do a shoot for Ames perhaps she would have done better in life.
     
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    what a loser....
    and his wife is only worth $150 Million
    and is one of the most famous models in history

    hmmmmm wait one sec

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    wimpy , wimpy, wimpy

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    Trailer trash with money = fail
     
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    Damn, that was some excavating to build that place.

    Funny how we create gods out of athletes and radio personalities, yet the Doctor who invented the polio vaccine (Who gave it away free) and the inventor of penicillin probably died living in relatively modest homes and without fortunes. What a country.
     
  16. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    Giselle.....she needs to learn how to model. Where's the knee? The suitcase? The toofuses? All I see is sexy.not even worthy of twitter.
    And does lilBeth not look like Tonya Harding?
     
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    Now, that's how it should have been done. Very funny picture, TriumphVodka.
     
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    What a fucking hillbilly asshole!!!