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Tom Cotter's wife is two chromosomes away from being that super skinny skag

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by big faggy, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. big faggy

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    who sells scratch tickets at the Hess Station and smokes out back.

    Howard STern lies when he says all of these women are attractive.

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    "She's the hottest underweight dude we've had up here."
     
  2. big faggy

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    Just a little more eyeliner and some frosted lipstick and a Hess Station shirt one size too big for her fried egg breasts. YEAH
     
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    Well, she's cute for a stand-up. Not as cute as Sarah Silverman, but certainly better than Lisa Lampanelli.
     
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    She looks a lot more appealing than some over-dressed, over made up, over-surgeried, over-botoxed supermodoes I could mention. :coffee:
     
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    she's not down for anal...:nocheer:
     
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    well of course she's in between 7.5 and 1. i'd say a 4.
     
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    Is she up for it?
     
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    Is that guy next to Ronnie the (alleged) new writer that's been sitting next to Benjy?
     
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    I think it's John Hein.
     
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    :dontknow:
     
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    Oh you're right. He's everywhere.
     
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    I think I would rather have sex with Lisa Lampanelli. I don't want to be poked by hipbones when I am trying to put my peenis in a broad.
     
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    Oh stop! she's not bad. She seemed like an ok person why get all brutal on her?
     
  14. big faggy

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    She wasn't funny or hot and neither was he and neither of them "deserve their own show." They were as funny as Teddy on Back Office Radio.
     
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    I agree
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    tom cotter's into post-op dudes?
     
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    I didn't think they were fun or funny either. But it's not their fault they got a shot on the HSS. You wouldn't drag your skanky ...er...hot wife with you if you got an invite? lol I'm just sayin she's not THAT skanky looking! too be fair. she's wearing a BLAZER. Who does that?! Throw some glasses on her and she looks more like a librarian than a skank!
     
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    Actually, I thought she was cute...
     
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    :eek: Too damn "manish".